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It’s not “I’m so hungry I can eat a small child.”
Its "I’m only hungry enough to eat a small child.
According to the scale on the tool, anyways.
Wtf, did you just cook me a woman’s size pasta portion? Do you think I’m getting fat?
No, you aren’t fat honey, just impotent.
Small children are more tender but I often need two before I’m full.