“82% of quotes are completely made up” –Mike Tyson
“If I did have a tumor, I’d name it Marla.” -Narrator
I am Jack’s pancreas
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Little late on this one chief
Depending on your definition of “hunger games”, you might consider it’s already happening with “austerity” alone killing off hundreds of thousands of poor and disabled people, so she did get to watch us dying en masse from her golden throne…
I don’t think the risk-reward really works out there, a 23-in-24 chance of dying just for the chance to spend your life attending endless boring ceremonies?
To be fair, it also comes with an incredible amount of drip
Yes Mr. Peacekeeper, that one over here.
Somehow, Queen Elizabeth returned.
They began when Liz Truss absolutely fucked the economy.
So Liz Games or Truss Games?
Liz, cos there was 2 of them
