If you can eat a salad and then lay down without getting an explosion of acid reflux, maybe you aren’t old yet 😂

Why are we eating pizza in the bedroom

I had Flash 5

Rear fingerprint scanner PLEASE

I was once spelunking a file that hadn’t been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like // Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion

Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?

What wizardry is this

Type of dinosaur I believe