I would love to be a professional AirBnB squatter. That sounds awesome.

Paid to permanently travel internationally and stay in AirBnBs for free and harass shitty landlords all over the world. That’s the life.

Tik Tok.

Not Tik Toker or Tik Tok Content Producer.

They want to be one with Tik Tok, they want to be Tik Tok. Every generation we are moving closer to the convergence of mankind.

no YouTuber?

Ha. The kids are alright.

I mean, let’s see.

1. You work from home (or anywhere with internet)
2. You are your own boss (esk)
3. You can possibly make more money than any of the other jobs listed below.
4. You job is to have fun making content.
5. All you need is a smartphone (no diploma, no certification)
6. Companies give you free shit to promote on your channel and pay you as well.

Honestly, I hate it but it fucking makes sense tho.

EDIT: Also seeing the rest of the list, all other jobs are doing something ilegal or corrupt, and that os worse than TikTok IMO.

Those numbers don’t even try to add up to 100%, so I guess each kid wants multiple things

Johnny Cash turned out to be a Highwayman, he was doing alright. Way to go kids

I didn’t choose the crisis actor life. It told me not to come to school.

I wanna be an AirBnB squatter. That sounds like praxis to me.

Kids dont know anything… lol

A train robber in 2023? Lol

They have Train Robber but not Aeroplane Hijacker? Terrible list. That should be number 1 most desirable occupation. I’ve always wanted to be the next D.B. Cooper.