The first paragraph of the OP article is obviously a poorly rewritten version of the first paragraph of this one (the “I’m nearly as old as an actual gargoyle” line actually makes sense in yours), and it looks like that’s true for the rest of it. Yeesh.
This is so much better.
The first paragraph of the OP article is obviously a poorly rewritten version of the first paragraph of this one (the “I’m nearly as old as an actual gargoyle” line actually makes sense in yours), and it looks like that’s true for the rest of it. Yeesh.