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“Welcome to Applebee’s! Would you like apples or bees?”
“Bees?”
“HE PICKED THE BEES!” chefs angrily shake jars of bees
I can visualize this so clearly and it feels like a fever dream
Spiders it is, then.
This is an Applebee’s, not an Outback Steakhouse
Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?
There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.
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Saved two letters, Skippy. Your efficiency makes up for the news that we’re not worth 2 letters.
Honestly it’s the right call. We’re really not worth it.
This one would be funnier if it said slightly less.
