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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account

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The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account

FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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    To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of

         1  
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    1 + 1000 * k  
    

    where k is the number of kids you have.

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      I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.

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        I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.

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      I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

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        What if i have -0.001 kids?

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          Chop off the end of some kids finger.

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          deleted by creator

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        Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

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          Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.

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          Kill someone else’s kid.

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      Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula

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