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nonearther@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

I'm not sure what to do with all the wealth if I joined this company

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I'm not sure what to do with all the wealth if I joined this company

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nonearther@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • macniel@feddit.de
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    2 years ago

    Don’t spend it all on one thing :)

    • Andrew@mander.xyz
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      But what if all things cost £5?

      • MxM111@kbin.social
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        Buy half of.

        • Andrew@mander.xyz
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          Do you remember what happened when Mr Bean needed to buy only one shoe?

        • qisope@lemmy.world
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          halving fee: £2.50

    • ezures@lemmy.wtf
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      “I said get something nice, not expensive”

  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    You should put in exactly £5 of work.

    • Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com
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      Open exactly one email. Don’t bother reading it; That would put you into overtime. But you can at least commit to opening the email and waiting for it to load before you clock out for the year.

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        The position is for a senior web engineer, so you either look at the company website and say “hmm” or you open a development app, write the HTML tag, maybe a head or css tag, then save the document.

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      Honestly if you can fill out their online questionaire in 15min you’ve already exceeded that much work.

  • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    nobody wants to work anymore

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    Hopefully they simply missplaced a zero.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Just a zero? 50£ a year, final offer.

      Or I guess 05£ a year.

      • miridius@lemmy.world
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        £5/zero years. So £Infinity/year

    • neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev
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      Or like, at least 4 zeroes

      • neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev
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        More like 5

        • n00b001@lemmy.world
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          500,000 GBP for a software engineer in London, UK at a recruitment company is very optimistic!

          50,000 is still good!

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      “Put a one and two zeroes in front of that and you got yourself a deal!”

      “How much did you get me?”

      “One thousand pounds per year!”

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      50£ per year? Ill hire you lmao

  • Lauchs@lemmy.world
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    Hey don’t knock it, I’m pretty sure that’s more than we pay Lemmy devs.

    • AggressivelyPassive@feddit.de
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      Actually, no. Still too little, but they do get slightly more.

  • shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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    I wonder how much entry level get

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    And a shiny farthing at Christmas!

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