• nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 days ago

    You have been found guilty of jaywalking. I hearby sentence you to 90 days of community service as unicorn titty sprinkles from Valhalla. May Chester have mercy on your handkerchief.

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      2 days ago

      You could get away with murder if your lawyer talked the charges out of it’s context token limit.