this is being downvoted while this is an old ish joke and I’m not sure if it’s because folks aren’t getting that it’s a joke structured like this or of it’s because it’s a joke and not a proper shower thought

I don’t nearly know enough to understand this but is anyone willing to help me get the thing on the top :>

does anyone recommend any Firefox alternatives? I genuinely hate Firefox’s UI and keybinds and the scrolling tabs

the first suicide is not suspect, as far as I’ve heard the guy specifically said he is not suicidal JUST IN CASD something like this would happen, but that’s either not true or that fact sadly did not gain attention

not all wine

does your showerhead output leaded gasoline?

at best, that means they’re as old as the universe, not older than it. also, didn’t most of those particles constantly annihilate each other?

what’s the article in question?

in my case it happened much sooner, at 16 to be exact

I do it very often and I suck