Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

37 times? In a row?

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they’re rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don’t have health insurance.

Lemmyvores?

Pretty bad that I see Krombopulos Michael as the morally superior party in this situation. The guy is providing expert service, doing something he loves, making a living. When compared to what the US does, that’s not so bad. KM probably kills fewer people, too.

Inbred cat.

I decided to think outside the box.

NeNe La Yasso

I’m no expert, but didn’t you just use it as a noun in the post title?

Just call me Giles.

Spiderman: Homer Simpson

A Big Mac is a cake?

So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

A love story for the ages.

I said not me, as in I’m not a subject of Stockholm Syndrome in the culture I was born into.