My favorite rock has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R. My favorite rock has a second name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.

The release of “1985” by Bowling for Soup was closer to actual 1985 than we are to its release.

Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

37 times? In a row?

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they’re rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don’t have health insurance.

Lemmyvores?

Pretty bad that I see Krombopulos Michael as the morally superior party in this situation. The guy is providing expert service, doing something he loves, making a living. When compared to what the US does, that’s not so bad. KM probably kills fewer people, too.

Inbred cat.

I decided to think outside the box.

NeNe La Yasso

I’m no expert, but didn’t you just use it as a noun in the post title?

Just call me Giles.

Spiderman: Homer Simpson

A Big Mac is a cake?

So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.