That’s how they getcha. First you install Linux because it looked fun, then you buy a small NAS to protect your most important data, next thing you know you have a server rack in your basement and a half petabyte of storage. Don’t listen to him, OP! This is the path to many financial woes. Run while you still can!

My guy was so disappointed he died. Rip

His shoe came off. By the laws of the land, he clearly died from this dangerous stunt. Be safe out there guys!

#FriendsDon’tYankFriendsToDeath

I was thinking the same thing, this is just too specific to not get it mentioned.

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(Relax comrades, I too am a Linux disciple.)

I like the way you think.

If a peaceful solution doesn’t work, then can we eat them?

Yeet? No. Eat. Yes. We reduce pollution and world hunger at the same time!

Do you have any evidence proving that it can’t read? For all we know all ducks can read but they choose to ignore our petty human problems.

There could be an exit on that floor. Sometimes malls are built on a hill so multi level exits are possible.

Don’t kid yourself. We know you are the only one who handles that little thing you call an object.

The ideal prank. Confuse, don’t abuse! Although illness concerns from putting your face on a heavily handled object.

I had to cancel my gym membership because my laziness took over, let’s be honest. I called expecting a huge battle and prepared for a trek. I said “Hi, my name is Bread. I would like to cancel my gym membership.” They said okay and immediately hung up. No new bill the next month.

A bit rude, but I won’t argue with results. Straight to the point.

I am not saying that potential trauma was worth it for his wife, but there is a silver lining for just about everything.

I have a few questions as you appear to be part of the archive or at least very familiar with it.

Roughly how often are the archives updated?

Do you guys already have a proper backup method or are your seeds acting as that backup?

Any idea realistically how much bigger the archive can get data wise in the next few years? Estimates or educated guesses are fine. I want to know how much I need to plan in advance.

If I take the whole archive, must I deploy it or can it be searched through if I have the whole thing and I want something specific out of it?

I have a spare 100 or so Terabytes and I can fit roughly another quarter petabyte in my server. I would like to help. I will look more into this potentially tomorrow when I have some free time. The preservation of knowledge is too important.

Relevant, the bikini bottom horror story.

https://www.thehappygrowth.com/statuses/26004665.html

Can’t say I ever thought they were anything but creepy.

I am a big fan of this not. The worst thing about tech is all the bloody acronyms.

I am sorry sir, but you have received a lethal dose of banana radiation poisoning. You have about 2 days to live and should start making arrangements.