↑ found the Italic

Snake… answer me, Snake… Snaaake!

But then,

Dickface

Take a look at moneybags over here being able to afford avocado toast!

Never played any of the Fallout games?

As part of the minimum training.

What do you do paid surveys on?

I only do google rewards, but that’s generally how I pay for any new apps I want.

Piccolo?

Maybe stop watching scat /s

✋ this guy knows how to point!

iBreath™ control now available for the low price of $19.99 a month!

That doesn’t compute.

Also a good telescope

Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.

Not a movie but a song reference tale of woe:

Some propaganda training meeting at the office and there were treats to eat. One of the guys grabbed an apple pie and had a bite, but it also had lime in it so he said

Coworker: “Yuck, I hate lime with apple”

Me: “I guess you prefer your lime in the coconut.”

…

Coworker: “I’ve never had lime with coconut before.”

Me: sigh

It’s not really, both are bad.

We are all fuckheads on this blessed day

Must be thinking of Pretty Women. He pays her for kisses…

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