Where do you live? Lots of great phones in Asia that are not available in western marketsp. Many available with EMUI, a de-Googled Android.

How to find out if your HR Department has a sense of humor.

Why is there a dead cat in my box?

If Microsoft-Mossad was a Harry Potter character, they would have entered Ollivander’s Wand Shop and come out with a wand that turns everything it touches into a bloated pile of shit. “Pileo crappus!”