“dragon”

Lol why are you in every space I’m in XD

Long flexible tube

tfw you can’t get a divorce because you can’t exit vim

DIVORCE

Invent time travel so we can make all the antivaxxers live in Europe during the black plague

My ASDV professor has two moods: He either names variables like this post, Or he names variables pp (for pointer pointer)

Who needs temperature control?

How would apartments work, ideally? I guess have a contract where everyone living in the apartments owns a percentage of the building, and therefore the community of people that live there are responsible for building maintenance and other stuff like that, right?

“Throw a bunch of stupid animations in there so it looks like a powerpoint presentation made by a 13 year old”

and this is the exact fear I have that prevents me from trying on feminine clothing of any kind

https://github.com/dustinkirkland/hollywood

Name your child Segmentation fault

👀

C/C++ be like:

Segmentation fault. You figure it out, bitch

publ;c class customer_data {

Universal Windows Platform apps: sweats nervously

“Most favorable review” 🤣

Shouts at Ubisoft exec: “Then I’ll just pirate all your games! Fuck you, Ubisoft!”

😂