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Do doo be-do-do
Mah Nà Mah Moon
Do do-do do

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

Her: Touché. Here at The Meme Factory we look for people with a little…je ne sais quoi…
Him: I don’t know what that means.
Her: Excellent. Welcome to the meme team.

I’m drunk and don’t really know what I’m saying.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Pfft! Weekdays are for getting on top of all your work! Weekends are for bean bag naps!

Life IS hard which us why I don’t have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter’s full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Knowing my luck I’ll get the Poltergeist house.

I’m just glad people are still naming their kids Tony.