He’s as reliable as he can be while having Gendo Ikari as his father

Is the US that dystopian that people get drug tested outside of “responsible” jobs?

Supposedly it’s frequently used by Nigerian people

With a big pen like this he’s gonna join the Pen15 Club

Yes

You know what Arch Wiki says, no partial updates

Embedded Linux and Android are not GNU Linuxes.

octopus - octopi
amogus - amogi
chungus - chungi

Poland loves her coal

That’s because of that typo

There are two wolves inside you. You’re at a furry convention.

I actually struggled to mount it the first time I built a PC, then I just rammed it in and it works.

Also the Intel CPU socket is actually supposed to make a worrying crunch when you press it down

I had a browser extension for a while that replaced billionaire with oligarch, fun times

Wait, it’s not black currant?

Uber quiet option over here is just Comfort, you select the AC temperature and amount of talking before the ride

Next step: AI that finds a person based on a picture of their pecker

Front page did a funny

Or blast it with a hair dryer (if you want it to cool) or air duster (if you want it to heat)