Your wife leaving you means you’re the npc

Nah QA isn’t necessarily going to understand code (the best ones do though!)

I’ve set my role on my company’s slack profile as “code connoisseur”

I also need to do this occasionally, even though I never leave without locking I still need to consciously remind myself of the fact

Youtube tracks how much of a video each person watches. These metrics are used by youtubers to strike deals with sponsors.

The amount of money the sponsor pays will be based on how many views the sponsor’s message part of the video gets.