FerretyFever0

Fortune cookies are fake. Everyone knows that they’re fake. I haven’t met a single person that cared about them at all. I have met people that truly believe in the supernatural fortune telling palm readers, horoscopes, and astrology. People spend money on this shit. People base whether they should date someone based on star signs. No one makes decisions based on John Cena either. It’s a belief system left over from thousands of years ago, that like most of the others, has mountains of evidence against it. It should be completely ignored.

Some people do seem to really act on this stuff though. There’s enough people talking about Mercury being in retrograde and asking other people about their star signs for that to be proven.

Man, they’re not looking so good.

“Hey grandma you look really breedable today.”

Autumn is the best season. Gummy worms are a little underrated. The rest sounds like scientology and schizophrenia, I’ll be fr with you.

Hey, this Pandora’s gotta know.

… What exactly are your opinions? lol

lol, I would if there were a chance of them seeing this or caring

It’s absolutely hilarious. They don’t seem to understand mutually ensured destruction.