Starlink is the only thing that works at my house. It is amazing. The difference between the less than dial up speeds of Hugesnet and the damn near Comcast high speed that is Starlink. It’s the only way I can view the internet as more than just text blocks.

I still have dvds and a dvd player like an old person for just this reason.

This is the way. I just use my hiking stick.

Yes

Me alone in the forest, lost and confused: huh I thought at least one of them would be here!!???

Right!? And this is the day and age where we have magic glasses that show you things only you can see! I’d be perfect. Plus I think a lot of us would like to blame lizard poeple instead of, y’know humanity.

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

That’s not very disco of you.

I keep clicking on those memes and laughing, and then having no idea why it was funny in the first place.

Ah, but of course!