Wait do you mean “kates” or “Kay-Eights”? I think either makes sense and I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow

If you said it like “Kuhh-Eights” I would probably laugh

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

Oh damn, I’m gonna be thinking of it as that now too

Oracle actually making products and services is only their side hustle

When this baby hits 200rps, you’re gonna get some hairs on your chest

Of course… even an Arabic programming language has a recursive acronym name

The money will disappear into a hole, just like it does every time the US government invests into tech

Nah you can just rely on a revolving door of new shiny interests and peer pressure your friends into picking up the fad too… because that’s healthy

This is legitimately the best usage of this meme I’ve seen in years. Termination signals hnnngg

If only my happiness supported non-blocking I/O

Seriously? Dammit

Networking is always fun to debug… haha. I tried to replicate your issue but was unable to. Are you using docker, kubernetes or something else? Would be helpful if you could post your docker-compose.yml, kubernetes object manifests or other relevant config.

Professional eaters? People get paid to eat stuff fast?

nah it’s just beauty standards from the media give cis straight guys dysphoria

wut

TIL what SRV records are. Thank you.

Absolutely proprietary

You’re talking to Microsoft buddy don’t fool yourself

I used to love that page lol

Oh yeah it’s fantastic. All the time spent building those scripts too