Yep that’s the one. It was on the taskbar so significantly smaller than it looks here. I think he thought the lightning bolt was the beaks.

Sometimes late at night I squint my eyes to look at the icon and, for a fleeting moment, I can see two penguins.

One time I heard a colleague called the settings/gear icon in Windows a flower. I’ve also heard somebody refer to the PuTTY icon as “the two penguins”

Hey I said most

And most people don’t wanna watch

Lucky! Here in UK we have to call 01189998819991197253

Perfect choice of game to display this

And when they have sci-fi helmets they have bright lights shining at their face. Surely that would be annoying.

A lot of these are anger or high energy. What about when you’re hungover and it’s early in the morning? I went to a metal festival once and was woken up by Skindred - Nobody at about 8am. I don’t want metal in the morning! I want something safe and slow. Give me Journey or Snow Patrol.

Because they listen to astrology?

Not just yet, they’ve been pushing it back repeatedly. Currently has a limited rollout in the Philippines. My Windows 11 PC can’t run Vanguard so I’m just waiting to be kicked off any day now

I’m an idiot and I put emojis in my SSID and sometimes devices don’t like that but I don’t want to change everything. So there’s a guest network with no emojis

If you’re a company, you should save your users’ passwords as “hashes” which is like a scrambled up version, so if your data gets stolen the hackers will have to unscramble all the passwords which takes a long time. Some naughty companies don’t do this and save their passwords as plain text. The person above is presumably talking to developers to remind them not to be naughty

They also throw bananas at black players but yeah sure tell me how the English are the worst

I think they’re referring to terraced housing