You get attacked by law enforcement for enjoying a succulent chinese meal?

It hits all criteria for me to define it as a sandwich. I can eat it and I can stick my dick in it.

A baby is also a sandwich.

I never read it but there’s a great post about it on r/hobbydrama.

I thought you summon Nova Scotians with ‘smokes, let’s go’.

Generalizing anyone who argues against tankies as neolibs isn’t portraying the situation correctly.

Are we talking about exploding heads or hexbear this time?

They’re not called aromatics for nothing.

Now the entire apartment smells like oil, gas and other carcinogenic chemicals.

Rauchbier is such an experience. For anyone who gets the opportunity to try one: get two. You’ll need to drink one to get used to it and another to really enjoy it.

I’m not a fan of healthy young people using e-bikes but the speed argument is in bad faith. To hit 20mph for more than a short moment you have to be a fit, experienced rider unless you have a fancy race bike which is tricky to ride and will massively limit where you can ride, the comfort and safety for anyone who doesn’t basically live on their bike.

I’m the kind of person parents point to to scare their children into learning.

I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they’re having fun.

That sucked.

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

Hey that’s not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.

Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.

It’s the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.

You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?

You’re right of course but I just couldn’t help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.

Me everytime I write a comment.

I’m so delighted that a mindless shitpost can make people brainstorm a terrorist attack.
I like your engagement.

Where do they even get these? Ali Express? I would imagine backpacks are more accessible but seemingly there’s a market for suicide vests.