Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.
Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.
Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.
Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!
Wait… Like the Principality of Sealand?
Was Major Bates still there?
I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Rolled up blueprints.
“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
I’ll bet you could even get a Supreme Court justice to help with that maneuver.
I believe he’s commenting on the idea that state of the current democracy has led to his wrongful arrest.
He’s asking onlookers, “Is this really what you voted for?”
She didn’t do the Ronaldo one, someone else did. It would be hilarious if she had done all 3, but I find it equally hilarious that they’ve allowed 3 different people to crap the bed this badly…
Edit: I guess technically the Ronaldo sculpture started out ugly & the correction worked, so maybe it’s not in the same category?
Solo Time: nannnannaeeeerrr naw nanaeeer nNannnnnnaaaawweeeerrrnnnannnwwweerrrr ddddddrrreeeeeeeeeenanannananannanaaeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeewweeweerrrerrrrrteeeeeeeee^f
JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…
Who will roll you down the stairs
Confiscate your wares
May even shoot your dog
Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.
Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution – but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!
“No, you’re not wrong… You’re not wrong Walter… you’re just an asshole… you piece of shit.”
So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!
Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.
If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.
noo… you’re not moving the wire right. You have to move it back left when it does that & then hit the ff button twice.
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See. Told you it works!
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