That’s 12.8 billion bites for NYC alone (the population is 8 million there, right? I can’t be bothered to check)

This would honestly be a lot easier

The challenge isn’t finding counter examples, it’s limiting the narrative of history to have a simple “good/bad divide” but here are some selections of underdogs one may consider the greater of two evils:

• The confederacy (US Civil War)
• Caesar’s army crossing the Rubicon
• Imperial Japan post Pearl Harbor
• Pakistan’s complicated history with India
• King Leonidas and his men (Persia was arguably more equitable)
• Austria-Hungary (WW1)
• Fascist Italy (WW2)

As for David and Goliath, keep in mind David was using a sling, a weapon that can hit with the same force as a modern revolver when used properly. It’s entirely possible that story is an allegory and/or propaganda of the value of properly equipping one’s armies; it probably shouldn’t be viewed as anymore impressive than a rampage killer fatally wounding somebody twice their size

You can just make them talk to one of those shitty models from the early 2010s

If*

I work in the insurance industry (though not directly for an insurance company) and while it’s a small sample size, employees there range from apathetic to rolling their eyes at the “poor CEO needing money for his funeral”

Flying cars are also horrifying: they’ve existed for about a century, popular culture won’t accept they’re a bad idea and imagine the research breakthroughs drone warfare would experience if a consumer market were funneling funds in from a whole new closely-related industry

Counterpoint: what?

New Niu York

Yeah, more or less both

I’m deep and this is 14

Now I have 2 chairs

Just one more chair to go…

It’s generally 3 - 6 months of living expenses depending on your situation (generally on the low side unless layoffs are likely) which is very different than salary of an equivalent time frame

All planes land eventually

“Can’t even breath”

Not sure if depression meme or clever burn on PC gamers

Give it a few kilomonths

Truly the superior hot water

Well I guess when there’s a species of giant people eating gum-chewers we really should have expected a decline in its popularity

Let’s just take a moment to recognize his struggle to find a few more programmers

Maybe if we pool together and buy just one more pack of gems (or whatever they call them) they can pull off what must surely be a truly Herculean technical feat