Nazi-theme flappy bird

I think they use that to help track whether you’re watching or not (I don’t recall ever seeing the “are you still watching?” prompt when skipping intros… but my sample size is 1)

Shut the front door!

That was a wild fitness class…

Even Krusty’s dad eventually loved him.

You know if it’s that bad you can leave too, right?

I mean, the equation isn’t wrong given that AI basically becomes a rounding error and can be safely ignored.

What do they mean I can’t pay in qubluds?!? What else would I pay with?

It was like 2003…so probably not “latest”, but definitely a niche thing that you had to be part of a specific subculture to be exposed to.

Mules are sterile, though. It’s much rarer for different subspecies to make viable, fertile offspring.

It’s apparently a highy effective body plan. Look up “Carcinization”, things keep evolving into crabs, independently of one another.

Wait…you guys get paid?

Mmm gurl, you got that limp lettuce thing goin’

100% agree. My childhood is a haze of physical and psychological abuse… not just between the parents and kids but between the adults as well. If I’m proud of anything, it’s the success I’ve had breaking that cycle. I slip up sometimes, but I can honestly say I’ve never called either of my kids hurtful names or laid a hand on them in anger.

That mirrors my own childhood as well. It’s actually things like like standing up when I wouldn’t have expected it. As an example, I’ve overheard my preteen chastising her friends for talking about someone behind their back. Another example is our 2nd grader bringing home an assignment the other day where she was supposed to write what she wanted to be when she grew up, and her answer was “kind.”

Like holy shit kid… they’re both miles ahead of where I was at their ages around topics of justice and the skills it takes to maintain social cohesion, and they’re so much braver than I was and willing to use their social capital to stick up for people that can’t themselves. Then they’ll come home and get in a fight with each other over a spot on the couch or something insignificant like that.

I’ve fucked this up a few times and snapped at my kids for things that it isn’t reasonable to expect of them. It’s really hard when they show maturity beyond their age and developmental level in some aspects because you can almost forget they aren’t fully developed and so the behavior can feel intentional. Like you get this flash of thinking, “I know the kid knows this is wrong,” and if you aren’t mindful in that moment, you can handle it wrong.

I have always made sure to calm myself down and then go talk to them about it. I apologize for losing my temper and, with an emphasis on how what I did was NOT ok, explain what I was feeling and why it made me react inappropriately. I’m pretty big on making them understand that adults are fallable and make mistakes, too.

I don’t know…it feels like it’s working well.

Fruit-flavored boneless wings. Pretty sure sweet and sour is just cherry-flavored boneless wings too

Thanks for unlocking that memory, gofsckyourself

Too bad… I was gonna recommend someone to tell her Putin looked like a magician before the interview.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that scene where her and McGee were fighting against a hacker in real time using the same keyboard at the same time…

chef’s kiss