Have you tried…GoDaddy???

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Boring and dependable.

Just like I wish politics were.

Now that Google is slowly but surely going to shits,

Slowly? Did you just wake from a coma from 2013? Because if so…literally nothing about life is about to make sense. I mean, not even talking about search engines anymore. You went into a coma with a black president trying to get healthcare for all Americans, and woke up to the bad timeline from Back To The Future II. Except in this reality, it’s even worse. Even Biff never gave nazi salutes…

My personal civ VII roadmap: still not buying it.

On the glitter?

john williams anger intensifies

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON’T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!

…now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.

…why is the modern age full of new words that didn’t exist 20 years ago? I’m afraid to ask what it is…

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…nope, sorry. There are pizza rolls in the oven and life is too short to try to force myself to read all that.

The first shot was to the back of his head. He fell to the ground immediately. Then, in struggling to pull himself to his feet he locked eyes with Luigi, holding a gun, and saw him shoot 2 more times. That was the last thing Brian Thompson saw.

Pretty sure he knows how he died.

I prefer cherry coke. No ice.

Brian Thompson knows how he died. It’s unclear if he knew why it was happening though. He may have died thinking Luigi was just a random mugger, and him being Brian Thompson was irrelevant to what was happening.

Or, maybe Brian knew why he was being shot. As far as I know there’s no audio, and nobody ever leaked what was said.

Still though, there was another lady there, which means SOMEBODY knows what was said. The fact that she didn’t immediately hit the talk show circuit, like the today show or whatever, shows that she’s not some pussy snitch. Once she read why that happened, she was like “Ooooooooh, ok. I didn’t see nothin!”

Well no…it would have been “Just Ask Jeeves”.

So how were Jeeves boobs? Nice?

Steamdeck isn’t in competition with Switch 2. Totally different markets.

One is a full on powerful PC shaped like a portable gaming tablet, and specializes in gaming. With a pricepoint to match.

The other is a dedicated gaming machine, using cheaper parts, with every aspect specifically thought out for one, and only one, purpose. With a price far far FAR cheaper. Switch 2 hasn’t been price named yet, but I’d be shocked if it was over $350.

Do you not have a PS3? Or a PS4? Or a PS5? Or a PS6?

Wait, are you a time traveler?

So why would a country want to become part of that deal ?

Hawaii wasn’t given much choice.

Puerto Rico: Yo Canada! Wuzzup!

…uuuggghhhhh, no! Opt out, opt out!