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I’ve just noticed I created my account 12 years ago this month!

Must’ve downloaded terabytes over the years. A lot of stuff is on Rapidgator so it’s worth having a Realdebrid account

And the name is fucking stupid, let’s face it

Wtf, why would they assume everyone lives in a city? Especially in France!

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Er, it’s been like that for a couple of years now, all the manufacturers have been on the case for ages

I got round that problem by buying a folding leather cover for my Kobo

It’s an absolute game changer for holidays etc

*you’re

Right, I’m sorry but I’m sure that tea is nice. But it basically looks to me like a bunch of trust fund babies trying to do to the tea scene what hipsters did to ale.

I mean, their basic, everyday tea is 34p per bag. 30 bags for £11. That’s fucking nuts (not literally)

Doesn’t sound that dreadful until you compare it to, for example, Yorkshire tea; a perfectly good everyday tea.

4p per bag. 80 bags for £3. That’s 12X less, I think.

I’m all for a good cuppa but all you’re doing buying that stuff is funding some posh cunt’s lifestyle

Rant over

I’d have to assume that the Irish breakfast tea you had before just simply wasn’t Irish breakfast tea.

Darjeeling is one of the lightest teas, not good for much other than “afternoon tea and cakes at Gleneagles hotel” kinda thing

Try giving a cup of that to Bunny McGarry and see how fast he shoves a hurley up yer arse

Well then technically calzone is the perfect food as it eliminates one of your requirements

Omg “white” + “yoke” = woke

I mean, the journalism is fucking amateur at best. “Red pill” isn’t a verb that’s immediately understandable, and yes, I know they say in journalism school to use plenty of similies instead of repeating yourself, but loads of English speakers wouldn’t have a clue what they mean by “Plod”

The Powerhouse Of The Cell™

We are renovating our house including (adding) all new appliances.

For context. Might be a bit less obvious to non native speakers, but I can understand how you might miss it

It’s an oven, old bean

If you didn’t immediately take this back and demand a refund you’re part of the reason enshittification is getting worse

Or American with fuck all in the way of consumer rights, one of the two

Thank fuck she’s got her mouth shut because you just know her teeth look like she’s been drinking pure brilliant white gloss emulsion

Cannoot

*Walrii

As long as you only want to go to places that smell of piss