There are historical records of somebody named Jesus that lived at the time. The Bible story is just horse shit. He was an apocalyptic preacher just like today, and probably had undiagnosed schizophrenia, thought he could talk to God, and was the son of God. Plenty of people think that today, and we put them in Institutions instead of create a whole ass religion out of their life.
HOWD YOU GET MY PASSWORD?!?
In plain text I assume right? You’re not crazy…
You joke, but one of the programs at my work we use legit doesn’t need credentials, just a username. That one’s a head scratcher to me.
Database schema = “Not fraudulant”, what’s so hard about that? Login credentials don’t even need to be encrypted if you say no fraud before you log in, and cross your fingers. It’s basic programming knowledge, come on man. Also throw some salt over shoulder and slaughter a goat for good measure just in case.
Don’t tell me ghost stories right now, it’s almost my bedtime.
Yeah, imagine you accidently commit over weeks of work, or hell, if it’s the main branch, and you deleted the other origin branch prior to merging, it could be a lot more than a few weeks worth of work. The revert to a previous commit… shutters.
Infinite energy! Why do we even need oil?? Just hook a few jumper cables up to your ancestors graves.
God dammit Steve! Stop trying to help the humans. Theyre boring, now let’s go home, this vacation sucks.
Always someone who needs to explain and ruin the joke…
Psilocybin is basically an antidepressant, and anti-anxiety drug. Pharmaceutical companies have a vested interest in keeping it illegal bcz they can’t make money off it. You can literally find psilocybin on cow poo.
Patch Notes: Fixed a memory leak. But that caused the sleep Guage to overflow back to 0 constantly. Waiting for the next software upgrade in 10,000 years to fix it.
Sir, this is a wendys.
I’m not a god damn communist Fred! How many times do I have to tell you, I’m an anarchist!
Corollary, what moron wrote this…oh, i did.
I get into political arguments on the internet all the time, and nobody cares. Enders Game definitely lied to me about how the world works.
Yeah, and that’s an extremely unrealistic science fiction book.
Could be, it always interesting to get theology professors take on it. A lot of times they were preachers who went into it to understand “god” more, or historical Jesus, and rhen come out of it an atheist or agnostic at least.