You mean our coins are in the cart

Sucks.

Nikolaus != Santa

Well, thank you for your explanation and the positivity! Always welcome :) Merry Christmas/Kwanza/Holidays

I feel left out, what drama did I miss?

Debatable, considering that with relativity and all one might age slower, thus pushing into a lower age braked.

Disclaimer a: Great shower thought! Disclaimer b: I am really bad a physics, make me rip if needed.

True, every positive test is also a negative test and vice versa :D

Consider getting a therapist, this sounds very unhealthy.