Right, you are ;)

A transformer

ONE OF US ONE OF US

Happy dia de la independencia 🇲🇽

Poor mouse.

I used soundboards with my friends. My favorite was Betty Grovenstein, she was a sex hotline worker with a nasally New Englander accent.

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

*2

Looks like Rocket League. If so then this would be a highly offensive thing to say. Most of the players in casual are about 10 years old 😂

Only 1 brain cell included per unit.

🤮

It’s a possum-bility.

Why do these possum memes bring me so much joy… 😆

I see possum memes and upvote.

I see possum memes, I upvote.

Hisssssssssss

Johnny Appleseed would be Paul Bunyon’s counter.

Be the change you want to see.

Just the tip.

He was only kidding around! 🐐