Psaldorn

If there’s only two options you only need one keyword

Look at this ci deployment! THE TESTS ARE TURNED OFF. YOU’RE RAWDOGGING PRODUCTION.

Oh my days. Your AWS isn’t destroying old deployments, no wonder you’re indebt, you have seven times more compute than NASA FOR FUCKS SAKE.

At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

Or am I being trolled.

Aggressive finger clicking

TRY AGAIN IN THREE DAYS

Chokichoke

From the same group that doesn’t understand joins and thinks nobody uses SQL this is hardly surprising .

Probably got an LLM running locally and asking it to get data which is then running 10 level deep sub queries to achieve what 2 inner joins would in a fraction of the time.

As a web dev I’m not worried, but chatgpt has been useful figuring out some Godot/C# oddities that come with learning a new language. I worry for the new people who will just use what it says and not learn anything.

Even then, it will spit out methods and signatures from different but similar libraries (litedb and sqlite for instance)

But like @rooroo@feddit.org said, I was expecting it to be a single page, probably rammed with unnecessary JavaScript.

I’m Guessing he downloaded it from chatgpt, hence the location

I know! (Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!, I’m no boomer!) 🤭

ratios I need this and I’m an elder millenial

See the GTA loading bug fiasco.

Nobody in the whole company or QA thought “why does this take so long to load? Maybe I should check that?”

Laser guided munition in comic form. I have taken 100% of the blast.

Nothing a short nap can’t fix.

Call it granite and somehow surprised it’s as thick as a box of rocks.

If I rebase my branch with main I do not expect any failing tests. If you waste my time merging shit code, fuck you. Fix your shit.

Unless prod is on fire and the CEO is prowling (even then, I’d argue standards should be maintained)

Merging failing tests so everybody else has failing tests and wastes time figuring out why.

Nothing neutral here

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

In the UK most fish and chips shop vinegar isn’t malt but tastes just like it (most people don’t even know). You can buy the same stuff online or get it from wholesalers.

Never heard of a shower of shit?

I get that a lot and have to click the “hd” full version button for it to load