It’s really not that serious

When someone says “I was living in a sex avalanche” on the internet it’s hard for me to take them seriously, that’s all

Oh fuck off

Don’t forget to wash your balls

🥵

SMT?

Are you okay?

I am the Armored Core 6 of my friend group, obviously

And lots of weed

Literally everything she listed there except life/death has gradients. Like does she not realize that words like Day, Night, Hot, Cold, are all just terms humans applied to describe something? Has she not heard of cool, warm, dusk, dawn, twilight, noon, afternoon, evening, morning?

Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties

They want to convince you to come to their church so you can donate to their church which is totally not profit it is for the lord trust me it’s not sweet delicious tax-exempt profit mmmm

At least in the US, most “maple syrup” is literally maple flavored corn syrup or sometimes a blend but is just called Maple Syrup on the front of the bottle. Sometimes it’s called “pancake syrup” for legal reasons

There’s so much property owned by companies that are fucking empty because of the insane rent while four generations of a family are huddled together in a single apartment the size of a bathroom

I love Paperback Paradise, there’s a lot of gold there

Raymond Hill: “Get behind me, Google.”

Cageinization

Yes

Unless he floats, in which case he’s a witch

Everything you say to me (Takes me one step closer to the edge) (And I’m about to break) I need a little room to breathe ('Cause I’m one step closer to the edge) (I’m about to break)