You weren’t listening when I said I did not want to discuss it, and yet here you are, again. Go flex your soul or something.

You were obviously not listening.

No. This is nonsense.

If anything, I think “mind” might be what you’re looking for. Why complicate things with an indefinable term like soul?

Soul? That’s just an excuse to justify not doing a damn thing for an extended period of time.

Because no matter what you come up with, it’s going to be at least a little bit racist.

I’ve settled for a mediocre version of myself. Much better ROI.

Seems sus. Keep an eye on this one.

Ok, that is pretty funny, but no. Still not acceptable.

I’m pretty sure I saw that one at the Spirit Halloween store.

I used to drink enough to think that. Lost quite a bit of weight when I switched to weed.

Right? We weren’t pretending to be horny just to get paid, we actually were depraved people getting horny for each other.

It was a simpler time back then…

I can see some truth to this.

I read news articles online and I know I shouldn’t, but I head over to the comments, and I know exactly what I’ll see there and when I find it, I make sure to tell them why they’re wrong.

Emotionally maybe?

They cancel each other out!

Seth MacFarlane respectfully disagrees.

But as always, Simpsons did it first.

Because it means the Joker is on the loose!

Uh oh! Don’t forget ICQ!

Related note: Remember how all dads (ok not all, but a lot) knew how to fix a car? Now dads are in charge of fixing the computer/WiFi.

The industrial revolution lasted almost 100 years, but we generally clump all of those advancements in one big group.

In 2100, those 40 years won’t mean a thing.

Hate to break it to you, but the mold probably wouldn’t help.

The problem has less to do with what’s in their pants, and more with what’s in your head.