I really like that font what is it?

I wonder if your account is going to make it to being a day old?

Zelenskyy should not settle for anything less then Nato membership.

Trump and Vance have massive balls to be able to stand up to that guy trying to raise money and support for his country that was invaded.

Trump definitely isn’t butthurt that he was impeached during his last term because Zelenskyy didn’t say bad things about Biden while Trump was threatened to hold back US’s aid to Ukraine then.

A Greek salad is a fruit salad and it needs tomatoes.

If you ordered from a package bomb delivery service it would have an almost 100% chance of being one.

They’re of age.

That’s why I only consume commie porn.

Have you ever gotten stoned and spent all day eating Doritos and jerking off than woken up with an orange extra cheesy dick?

I want Doritos dust ice cream now.

Yeah well who wouldn’t?

That’s usually from the coke.

Just do a web search on what beaver ass tastes like.

I like it.

I want to carbonate chicken broth to make chicken soda.

Picasso’s ear could be considered sashimi.

You’re thinking of nigiri, sashimi has no starch.

Dumplings are calzones as are pop tarts.

My mother said I’m right.

Go to a pub, it’s called a steak sandwich on the menu.