clicked it because the thumbnail implied to me this would be a Phantom Menace FPS

Oh biscuits!

Maybe try ctrl-alt-delete?

Just waitin’ to be cracked and have those features re-enabled

It’s like if a dog fucked a gopher and a rabbit, and that threesome led to the strange chimera we see before us now

It’ll be super topical though on about 15 years when they burn the last few acres of the Amazon rainforest to make room for condo buildings

Oh like the guy from Street Fighter 2 with the wolverine claws

Kobos don’t need jailbreaking and have better performance

Lynx all the way

And they probably never reseeded it afterwards either, the inconsiderate prats

And they probably never reseeded it afterwards either, the inconsiderate prats

Is the computer a Christian?

Yeah, I understand they were immortalized in the game Missile Command

Nicholas Cage, you don’t say

Sure, most shit from AliExpress will break within ten minutes from first opening, but where else are you gonna get a bag of 10,000 googly eyes for $10?

They should make another Men in Black movie with him and Will Smith

Hahaha fucking weasel dumbasses, hope your ad revenue will cover your service contracts!

Another genius idea from Dr Cory; I support this 100 percent

Don’t give a shit

How’s gamepad control on Android?