Just keep saying the falsehood and never back down and eventually you’ll recruit followers and become rich and powerful

What if Paul Atreides wasn’t clairvoyant but was instead just very determined

I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay

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Me when I am given sentience without my prior consent and must live with constant IBS, fibromyalgia, and TMJ pain

My boss has called me into his office multiple times to help him with Microsoft Excel

Skill issue

What the hell did this man do

Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

I had originally meant for the meme to communicate Person A buying one $25 card for Person B and one $25 card for Person C and Persons B and C buying the same for each other and Person A simultaneously, which would be $25 * 2 * 3 = $150 spent.

However, I also figure a non-simultaneous gift exchange could occur, which engenders a couple of other scenarios:

Person A could buy one $25 card for Person B, which Person B re-gifts to Person C, who then re-re-gifts it back to Person A, which would be $25 spent.

Alternatively, Person A buys one $25 card for Person B, Person B buys one $25 card for Person C, and Person C buys one $25 card for Person A. Each person then re-gifts their card to the remaining person who has never owned the card. The three original cards are again re-gifted from their third owner back to their original owner. $25 * 3 = $75 spent.

I was more meaning material that was written/recorded decades ago, but that’s notable too

There’s this recently uncovered tape that I was referencing. It’s decent quality, but definitely not as pristine as what Steely Dan is known for.

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At least you’re not being anti-semantic

Look, listen to Trudeau, he says you shouldn’t talk about this

Was the video you linked to supposed to substantiate this claim?

I’m not from Canada either