I don’t think you can jump to Linux. Don’t you have to strut there wearing sexy tights?

It’s not a tumor!

Yes! Pour one out for your homies. By pour one out I mean drink it.

Its object oriented programming. The object is to get investors $$$

This reminds me of the scene in Better Call Saul where Mike interviews contractors for their construction project. He rejects everyone that says they can do it and hires the guy that tells him it’s impossible.

This better not awaken something in me

All Shreks aside, this man looks singularly responsible for the epidemic of skinny jeans.

Died to the very first goomba. Have been getting my revenge ever since.

I always knew this day would come. I have become Slurms Mckenzie.

About 12 years now

I had a feeling I wasn’t getting the order right, but surely no one would notice such a detail.

They also acquired Infogrames. This suggests we might be able to play Burger Time and Looney Toons Racing on 1 console!!!

Peggle

Around 1990 my parents would take us to the mall and say “meet back here in 1 hour.” I would immediately go to the store that had a Gameboy display and play Tetris for the entire hour, often losing track of time and getting in trouble.

Not eufy

Dosbox is for dos games ;) If they ran on Win98 then try them on Win98 again. Get something like Virtualbox and make yourself a Win98 machine to play with.