As in, it is perpetually 4:20 PM on the moon?

Oh hey, I just spotted another one!

No wonder data breaches are a when and not if…

We do! Ants have been involved in millions of experiments, and that is how we know so much of their society and entomology. We CAN communicate with them using pheromones and food sources. It’s actually quite simple, really. They just don’t have much to say beyond what we observe. It’s not like we suddenly start seeing unique chemical trails so they can communicate with their overlords, so I suppose they don’t perceive us as other beings in the world.

No but we can estimate the total age before cosmic inflation renders the universe cold and so far spread out so as to be considered “dead”

That timeline is around 10^27 years, of which we only right now have been around for about 10^9. So we are VERY young compared to the max age. On the cosmological timescale, we are still “being born”

What haven’t they done forever?

I seriously would have guessed that porn games alone make up over 100,000

Is that really it?

That could be misinterpreted to mean “turn around and go back the way you came”

The archive.org has a surprising number of ROMS for old games, not to mention all the DRM cracked games that shuffle through as well.

Third option: Cancel, Update!

Yeah because before then, Americans were still very isolated. The only “bad stuff” going on was across an ocean one way, or an ocean the other way. Suddenly most Americans actually realized they live in a big world that holds more than just America.

I’m Old Greg!

My hypothesis: Getting out of the pool let’s the surface tension of the water pull most of it off of you as you exit the pool, while a shower coats you evenly in thousands of individual droplets that cannot connect with each other to become heavier

This is thanks to cutting corners. A material scientist will come up with a genuinely perfect tear-open container, just to have marketing and budget teams purchase lower-quality materials that no longer perform the advertised way.

I love when German memes pop up on my feed. It’s like being given the context clues and visual aid, while the actors speak in Black Speech

Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.

Is it mandatory to say “Bite my shiny metal ass” while wearing it?

Dude should be holding no cards

He looks exhausted