Bless you.

I deliberately leave stuff that’s been a bastard to get seeding as long as physically possible. We’ve all felt the pain. Don’t spread it.

Not just america, my inlaws In Australia think he shits pure gold. They were quite upset when i referred to him as “the perpetually khold idiot manchild” last Christmas

My boss is notorious for this. There is a part of his brain that’s just driven to self sabotage.

I see issue, i tell him i’m gonna focus on fixing this, suddenly i get a slew of emails from him about other shit that’s not critical in the slightest that needs to be done.

Get a fucking hobby, mate.

The manager began to explain in detail some of the obstacles to relocating the servers to Portland. “It has different rack densities, different power densities,” she said. “So the rooms need to be upgraded.” She started to give a lot more details, but after a minute, Musk interrupted.

“This is making my brain hurt,” he said

the man hailed as a tech genius, everyone!

If only one browser runs it, it’s not a standard

No IT major would fuck the syntax like that, this is a script kiddie hooting through a mouthful of cheetos

Some grad included unecessary libraries held over from them dorking around on a testbed that cost the company $40,000 and blew the code out tenfold

I fucking haaaaaaate hops, i hate the smell, i hate the taste, i also hate beer because i can literally smell the fermentation and it smells rotted.

Plenty of other ways to get turnt out there my friend

You guys don’t cook by smell?

It’s a reference to a character in the film Idiocracy, who appends “brought to you by carl’s jnr” to every sentence because he gets paid for the mention. Even if it’s completely unrelated to what he just said.

It sounds like you are creating a scenario entirely out of whole cloth. The comment was made in context referring to a post that had an unrelated link attached to it.

Is that hyperlink a bad copy/paste or is there some connection there that I’m not understanding? <– Literally your words here

Bash.org

Brought to you by carl’s jnr

Nah we good. laughed my arse off.

No one stares like those lil’ fuckers

The ol’ master/ slave configuration again…

A critical vulnerability (CVE-2024-47575) has been discovered in Fortinet’s FortiManager, and it is currently being actively exploited. This vulnerability allows attackers to bypass API authentication, enabling them to execute commands remotely and compromise managed devices. FortiManager is commonly used by organizations to manage multiple FortiGate firewalls, making this vulnerability especially dangerous for enterprises and Managed Service Providers (MSPs).

TPN = Trusted Partner Network. Basically a big pile of wank that offers to make sure anyone handling content pretends to adhere to good IT practices and security so shit doesn’t get stolen

“a dcp leak” is such a stupid fucking phrasing that’s perfectly wrong in every way so it definitely sounds chatGPT.

Wild conspiracy theory time: could be related to the fortinet exploit. I know the TPN have been losing their shit over that one, and it’s widely used. Would have to have a lot of moving pieces lining up, and people explicitly wanting to break into mastering houses to steal movies, which is a bit over the goddamn top, but hey, fun times.

Hmmm. I’d bet mastering, because if someone’s found a way to circumvent KDMs, there is going to be a lot of pants shat, and not just in cinema - it would mean cert based cryptographic keys are fucked

Xitter is the ea mobile release of dungeon keeper

Was once something great, now a souless cashwhore headed for oblivion