It’s not that he can’t recreate it, it’s that my coworkers can’t.

My chef yells at me because I do this all the time.

Though he’s mainly mad because I didn’t measure a single fuckin thing and can’t recreate it

I’m still waiting on consoles to start adding quality controls so I can make my shit run faster

I don’t see how that’s not considered admission of guilt like a suspect fleeing the state/country is

Believe it or not the average person doesn’t like the idea of spending the rest of their lives in prison.

I love how y’all just keep outing yourselves

Because it’s easier to refer to something with a single word or abbreviation than to have to explain the entire concept?

It’s more slang than jargon either way.

It’s not that deep bro relax

*unless you’re poor

This unironically looks better.

Is Kermit supposed to be the alcoholic or the person on the hotline? The face could work for either.

This is why I refuse to work first shift and don’t have weekends off.

I need to be able to access things like the fucking bank and any govt service whatsoever.

Honestly imo there’s no reason these services aren’t 24/7. They are necessary for modern living and therefore shouldn’t be constrained due to shift schedule.

If people are working during the night then all essential services should be open 24/7

Sorry I just assumed this was more boomer shitting on the youngins like usual so that’s my bad.

It’s because analog clocks are becoming obsolete. You can scream about the young peoples all you want but that’s the reality.

I mean Morgan Freeman has openly stated he wished black people didn’t use the nword and there are black Republicans so this could very well be a real thing

I always pronounced it zhitter

Burning in style 😎

Meanwhile it took me like 4 full seconds to scroll through the whole thing.

Gottem