Nobody said she had to be a GOOD guide dog to count 🤷

You white? If so, yeah you did. You may have gotten a bunch of intrinsic debuffs, but they’d be MUCH worse without the white privilege buff.

Sincerely, poor and disabled cishet white dude aware of his privilege.

Sick burn.

That’s an interesting username… Are you Jake from a farm or are you a farm that grows Jake?

Error! Recursion loop! Danger, Will Fuckheadson!

Cross posted this to !pissposting@lemmy.world where it belongs. You dumb fucks.

Aww shucks, he thinks I’m great? blushes

Ooh, looks exciting! Thanks!

Still starts with a U, so imma count em 😁

So THAT’S how Oprah named her magazine!

Yup! I just take off my glasses, stand far enough away from the window and every plane, bird, and flying insect becomes a UFO!

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Impossible for me (Danish, more specifically eastern Jutland) to pronounce even halfway correctly, but I love how it apparently rhymes with “world” in a Scottish accent 😁❤️

I think you’ll find that there’s two kinds of units:

SI and absolute nonsense based on the ravings of long dead lunatics

What a waste of life!

-Michael McIntyre

Fun fact: opera can be used as an effective form of self defense. Being trained to resonate clearly throughout a packed opera hall without amplificatuon enables you to produce very

We’re talking “tiny woman who happens to be a trained soprano bursting the ear drums of a would-be attacker with nothing but a high note” loud!

Simultaneously??

First of all, guy on the right isn’t just a non musician, he’s an ignoramus.

Second, Careless Whisper is only the THIRD most iconic sax song after Baker Street and Run Away (Eurovision origin of Epic Sax Guy)

Reminds me of this 😁

Yeah, they don’t have any use for the reasoning it’s based on, especially since it’s no longer applicable.