When the builder is on LSD

Sounds like a good opportunity for a crowdfunded start up.

Considering more than 50% of marriages end in divorce, maybe a worthless symbol is fitting.

Use to work opposite a De Beers building that had a helipad on the roof. Choppers were always flying in and out.

Thought it was the CEO coming and going by heli, but turns out they were for diamond shipments. Safer to transport them by air than on the road.

More than 8" and the girls keep smiling.

Grandpa was telling you about 50 shades of grey?

“I’m voting for rapist” is a pretty shit message.

Chilling and saying hi to your neighbour is propaganda??

Spontaneously combust?

Agreed. Also seems people are keen to cut down tall poppy’s. Is slagging off Black in fashion now?

Ooooh yeah!

You’re going blind because you rubbed the nubs off?

Because we can dump the waste down deeper mine shafts, making it easier for us to pretend it doesn’t exist?