You should see our gun laws. Buy it, carry it however and wherever you want. Constitutional carry.

Oh, I know it’s a bad point of view. In my defense I live in a no motorcycle helmet state. As long as you carry the insurance for it.

LOL, libs are trying to ban asbestos! They want us all to catch fire! Asbestos causing cancer is a conspiracy, do your own research. Besides, Ivermectin will cure any cancer caused by asbestos.

/s (because the USA is crazy and someone would really post this and mean it)

I am evil for this and I admit it.
Seat belts laws should not be enforced on adults. A windshield dive is a good cure for stupid, I bet a lot of MAGA would literally go out like that.

Today in headlines: Everything is normal. The USA is not the laughingstock of the world. Civil war is not imminent.

Haha! April Fools … yea that kind of sucks, let me try again.

Today in headlines: Elon Musk takes a sledgehammer to a Tesla showroom while screaming “I will fucking beat you to it you filthy terrorists!” … no, see, that could happen … I quit April Fools.

It sucks that the stick is rising. Trumps asshats are actually investing.