Did you have to use a picture of someone fingering a minor?

If I could afford one I don’t think I’d be too worried about maintenance costs, it’s not a car I would buy with my head.

I was just pointing out that not everything Stellantis sells is a bland box on wheels.

There’s still Caterhams and Ginettas.

Although on second thoughts they’re probably not allowed in a country where the inhabitants can’t be trusted with a Kinder surprise egg.

But I quite like the latest Maserati.

Get you, you part timer. /s

The stage where you just have to refactor the entire app just a little bit.

This is missing the previous 10 minutes of them:

• carefully packing each item one at a time into the bags that are five feet away
• forgetting where they put their purse/wallet
• finding their glasses case
• putting their glasses on
• finding a huge wad of coupons and handing them all to the cashier in the hope one might be valid
• slowly reading what’s displayed on the contactless payment point
• finding their loyalty card
• finding a payment card and putting it in the machine, taking it back out, turning it around and putting it back in the correct way
• forgetting their PIN
• rummaging around for a post it note that might have the correct PIN written on it
• finding their phone, waiting for it to turn on so they can call three relatives, neighbours etc to see if they know the PIN.
• reopening the wallet to put the card away and getting cash out, starting with a tonne of coins
• being handed their receipt and having a conversation with the cashier
• moving about a foot away to put everything away again, but still managing to block the line

Fucking move it Dorris, you haven’t got long left.

And get that huge wad of coupons out and see if any of them are valid!

Yeah, if only.

Not just American. Increasingly common in the UK too.

Have you only just discovered developers keyboards??

I’m not suggesting anyone is any more worthy of sleep than anyone else, and yes working a night shift does put you at a massive disadvantage. My wife worked night shifts for a few years, so yeah, I know.

What I am saying is that (and this is purely a guess) ~90% of the world are awake during daylight hours, and you just can’t expect them to put a hold on everything.

Personally I try not to do anything outdoors until 9am at the weekend, not because my neighbours work nights, or are night owls, or whatever. Just because I live near people. But at the same time I have kids and things to do.

But anyone being disruptive in a neighbourhood between 10pm and 8am (let’s say 9am at the weekend) should be punishable by death. And my country doesn’t even have capital punishment.

Hospital workers aren’t the ones making noise late into the night and expecting everyone else to be quiet in the morning so they can have a lie in though, are they?

But we won’t because 11am is unreasonable. That’s a third of the day wasted.

You’re not an owl. Go to bed earlier.

Are you one of those damn night people complaining about us morning people getting on with stuff in the limited time window we have?

Oh please, you didn’t even have to turn the cassette or floppy disc over. You and your luxuries.

Maybe not the best image to use. Sheep bleating on about Firefox.

Baadlewader now watch this commercial.

I think it’s colonial for “won the right to form a union” perhaps?

My boss once referred to me as “code bastard”. I’m keeping it.