Sold!

There’s a reason the original reddit community banned sales pitches, and took themselves off /r/all.

Most of his money is imaginary anyways.

Indeed, and there was high infant mortality when teenage motherhood was the norm as well.

Honestly, I know fuck-all about guns. I just thought I’d make a funny 😓

That depends, is it a revolver or a semi-auto?

Have you tried having sex with other people, instead? You’d have to dig less holes that way.

I mean, technically speaking, it’s cycling all the switches. You use one main switch to simplify the process, but it controls all the other switches as well.

Dick Van Dyke for the next Bond?

Double strong, double sweet.

You mean the law of the strong against the weak? We’re not winning that battle. We can’t even agree to vote consistently, much less in our best interest. What makes you think we can all agree on who’s the right person that needs killing?

Voting works, when people actually do it. It doesn’t work fast, but it works better than random killings.

Well it’s a good thing people are happy with the continued state of affairs where nothing has fundamentally changed!

Well sure, if we just kill everyone we don’t like, clearly things will magically get better.

How do we define that, though? Cause every decision made will make someone unhappy, no matter how much good it might do. Are you going to step up and decide what’s right or wrong?

Ah, so lack of solid opinion is your defense of your support of random killings. You don’t actually support it because you don’t support anything… but you don’t mind if someone else supports in just in case it might help you in the long run.

You’re a professional bystander, someone who hopes someone else does all the hard work in making your life easier.

Mostly due to the efforts of a lot of people working to make things better through political and social action.

But hey, they had that one time where they killed a bunch of people, that must have been the reason their lives are so much better. Clearly

Yeah, and they’re mostly bought by bootlickers.

Man, people really think this is actually going to change things and it’s hilarious.

Well, hilarious in that I have to laugh to keep from breaking down in tears. On one side you have people who will do anything to squeeze every last penny from our quickly decaying corpses, and on the other we have a bunch of people who did little more than bitch and moan until someone does something drastic and ultimately futile in which case they… mostly continue to sit back and watch while assuming everything is somehow magically going to fix itself for them.

People survive lots of heinous shit, that doesn’t mean it helps.

Well I guess we should just start killing people we don’t like just in case it makes the world a better place then, right?

Cause that seems to be the theme of your lack of confidence positions.