I had a collection of 800x600 wallpapers of all the character pictures, including this one. As well as MIDI files of most of the soundtrack. Never owned the game, though. Had to go to a friend’s house to play it.

Those were the days.

Quick zoom in!

Just like how Japan had, up until late last year, been majorly under the governance of the Liberal Democratic Party (Read: Conservative traditionalists).

Newton: “I have brought practicality and consistency to my new law!”

Einstein: “YOUR new law?”

Newton: “Don’t make me disprove you.”

“Now that you’re the mayor of Vice City, what will you do?”

Put a Cluckin’ Bell on every block!

“Sir, we can’t-”

I SAID A CLUCKIN’ BELL ON EVERY BLOCK!

Vulcans would have to be real. Their presence is what makes humanity realize there’s a better way to live.

In fact Cochrane himself states that he built warp drive just to get rich. His intention was to jumpstart capitalism in a post-war world that had no functioning economy.

If Vulcans landed on our Earth after WWIII, we would just kill them and create the Mirror Universe instead.

The Senate will send a strongly-worded letter about the Emperor’s genocide of the Jedi.

“Mark, please pass out the baguettes to the class. Only take one!”

It’s a shame that Flash is already dead. Because Punch Bin Laden-style ads would be EVERYWHERE.

It’s a WWII shooter, so at first you’re just mowing down Nazi cannon fodder, But Wolfenstein in particular deals with Nazis that were researching the occult and bioscience to create supersoldiers. What if all that mumbo jumbo was real? That’s Wolfenstein.

Saved the eggs.

Looks better than PS1 Hagrid.

…and say “Cheese!”

Steve Jobs: “…And here it is.”

I grew up in the back of a messy station wagon, but at least I wasn’t the kid who grew up in a smelly station wagon.

I can still smell my friend’s car. Was it because of cigarette smoke or did an opossum DIE in there??

James left his family fortune behind to get out of an arranged marriage.

I don’t blame the man.

They did blast off at the speed of light quite a lot.

Best comment that I also hated reading all month.

A better way to phrase it is: The birth of the internet (1969) is closer to the birth of television (1927) than it is to today.