I do the same but Egyptian

I use Egyptian gods!

Start setting one up.

I’m daily driving a 2013 laptop on Endeavour and it feels as fast as new stuff. Doing a lot of relatively heavy compute on it too.

Trump is more Zapp Brannigan

The correlation with frequency of sexual activity might be stronger.

I’d still argue that you’re not the typical “buys computer at a store” user.

To be fair, typical people also don’t swap their GPU.

I personally feel like I have to fight Windows more and more to have it behave like I want it to. You still spend time to configure your Linux of choice, but it doesn’t feel adversary.