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I wouldn’t buy another piece of Motorola/Lenovo garbage for any amount of money.

You forgot the person the protagonist is currently involved with who is a puppy-kicking narcissist. Source: my wife loves these movies too.

Mine is in a safe deposit box in Budapest. You can never be too cautious.

I’m just happy for the red circle, without which I could never have completely understood this meme.
sensible chuckle

I once put off a 5 minute task for so long, it was already at the 6 month replacement mark for when I should have originally done it! Efficient!

One thing Disney is known for is relentless legal pursuit of IP theft. Oh, and cartoon movies. Sometimes they do that too.