Civilized countries have real privacy protection laws.

You’re paying for someone to yell at when an update breaks your workflow, and they have to fix it instead of you.

The state of science education is so disheartening.

Which dictionary is that?

Do we not call them webpages still?

Pirate detected! Dispatching FBI to your location!

Also a scam, they’re terrible at valuations in both directions. They’ve gotten lazy with fame.

Beep boop

I don’t even know what a NAFO is but sure. Everyone but you is a robot. Is reality even real? Do the snozberries taste like snozberries? Are we really breathing or is the air forcing us to live?

This person thinks that Ukraine invaded Russia, FYI.

I second this, I have literally never heard of refrigerating a donut.

Most people don’t know that “let’s get down to brass tacks” is a rhyme for “let’s get down to the facts” as well.

And bad sex can be painful with lingering burning.

…I guess you could say the same about pizza though.

Are they going to donate all of his ill-gotten gains to a healthcare charity?

True, but I only get so many opportunities to use that silly ß

Attentiondefißithyperactivitydißorder

I’m sure you’re much less physically active than you used to be as well.

Your poor intestines…

The chrome monopoly is evil, but this is just copium.

Uhhhh you need to take better care of yourself and do some serious reflection.